Bruno ;D

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Nope, not Bruno Mars -_-

WE HAVE A DOG!! And yep we named him Bruno (to whoever thinks that the name is silly, you did NOT hear the other names suggested for this poor puppy!) I saved him *Talk to the Hand*

First there were the usual, max (MBC MAX OR ACTION, Lo0o0ol, my sister's joke not mine!), spiky, and even Scooby suggested by Noy our driver! The worst name however came from my sister.

Are you ready for it!

(Drum Roll!!)

She wanted to call him GWEEZY!

I mean can u believe it -_- I think it’s a nickname for one of her friends or it's related to that weird singer Weezy who have tattoos on almost every visable part of his body. The fact is, my sister always wanted a puppy, and she got a cat once. The poor thing ended up with psychological problems -_- she hardly sat with him and locked him in the room until he became very aggressive, he had to go. (Toti was his name in case you were wonderingJ)

I'm not sure if we are lucky with animals, we had a parrot before, it was really hard talking on the phone, or watching TV while he screeches his little lungs out! And he liked to bite fingers! They were his favorite :)

When he died my sister did a beautiful ceremony then buried him in our backyard! I did had a turtle once (damn, they are beyond boring -_-)
I ended up donating her to my cousin. I mean, really, she did nothing, NOTHING! (her name was Tally, just in case!)

So, here we are trying our luck with a dog this time! I was very surprised that not only can I stand him but I actually like him too; b I have a bad history with dogs. They do NOT dig me!

I was in Germany when I was young and for some stupid reason I was playing with a stick! So the story is kind of predictable at this point a dog jumped on me thinking I was playing catch! He was that kind you only see in cartoon, the one with his eyes covered with his hair. I literally froze, but after hard thinking and consulting with every cell of my paralyzed brain, I simply through the stick! So, yeah he went after it, I was free! But then he came back, running so fast he could knock me down if his owner didn’t catch him in the right time! I think I was twelve at that time. Trust me; it's not a good experience!

This time however I'm all grown up, practicing karate, and singing "I'm not afraid" by Eminem!

Bruno is asleep at the moment on my slippers -_- I guess he thinks that will stop me from going away! He is really like a baby, he wants attention and doesn’t like to be alone, he also needs potty training -_- his hobbies are chewing legs (how come we forgot to get him a chewing toy? Damn!)And jumping on people (any advice? HELP!)

All in all I think pets are a huge responsibility, but they do add some fun to the house!